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Throw Rocks At Shit is a game that explores love, courage, honour, and destiny. Those who play will have their lives changed forever.

Defender of the Lake, Roxanne, has dedicated her life to protecting the sacred body of water from those who seek its destruction. She spends every hour of every day standing idle by the riverbank—watching... waiting... protecting.
There are those who ask: why? Why spend your days standing by the lake? There are those who wonder: for what reason? Is it not a lonely mission?
Roxanne, however, long ago hardened her resolve. Completely unfazed by those who question her duty, she pays them no attention—for she knows the importance of her destiny.
"The sacred lake is the symbol of life, love, and hope," she thinks to herself. "...and I am not alone." Indeed, true. Her wise companion, Turtle, always has her back. "My friends of the River Clan will surely assist me when the enemy arrives."

One fateful day, the enemy army appears over the horizon... they have arrived.
The enemy forces are numerous—seemingly endless. The enemy is dishonourable and cruel, laced with hate for love and all things good. The enemy has a heart, but it is forged from darkness, containing only dark desires.

"Leave this place at once!" she barks at her foes, hoping to touch their hearts with her voice... alas, her words are ignored as they continue to advance at a frightening pace.
"No! The Sacred Lake! Stay back!" Again, she is ignored. She was never good with the powers of persuasion.
But Roxanne is armed with more than words... her tools and training in the ways of throwing rocks are unmatched. Her ki is considerable—roughly around 8,904.

You, the player, must assist Roxanne in fulfilling her honourable mission of protecting the lake from the evil forces of the east. In doing so, you own destiny will be reforged. Who will you become after playing this game? What will you do, and how will the world change as a result? The ripples you create today may echo through eternity.